can't go to bed
without a cup of tea
sweden every year about eurovision: wait i just had a revolutionary thought……… what if we send a hot dude……. with a pop-y song… and wait for it…. some super extra effects
russian commentators really said irelandโs song is aboutย โstrong friendship between menโย
ITS A GAY SONG BARBARAย
ukraine: edgy vampire sets whole stage on fire
spain: 3 month anniversary date singing to all of europe
solvenia: pink hair and her gal pals
lithuania: no please no not a ballad
austria: mmmmm heart eyes #bae
estonia: opera? really? okay rainbow dress, they did get the memo after all!
norway: not fairytale (2009)
portugal: they’re gay and in love for sure
uk: british katy perry, got sabotaged, liked her more because of it
serbia: cult leader and sister wives feat. Albert Einstein on the pipe
germany: ballad but forgivable because its totes emosh
albania: adam lambert is that you? tattoos so good, china banned them
france: je suis bored
czech republic: backpack boy, sounds like talk dirty to me?
denmark: this viking ballad got me sailing straight to valhalla
australia: shE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE
finland: third time lucky saara?
bulgaria: washed up boyband???
moldova: no led staging? moldova don’t need it
sweden: red lights I think? I skipped out for a toilet break lol
hungary: screaming into the void #mood
israel: the birdie song but new and improved (feat. body positivity)
netherlands: america? what are you doing here?
ireland: beautiful gay love story, don’t hate us cause you ain’t us China xox
cyprus: absolute banger, looks like Queen Bey
italy: absolute tune, powerful lyrics, anti-terrorist
europe: eurovision is a pop song contest
hungary:
everyone in Europe: I love Eurovision it’s such a fun and supportive time, it’s such a joyous occasion
voting: *happens*
everyone in Europe: this is an absolute continental disgrace I have been stabbed in the back by everyone I have known and loved, how has this happened
He kind of looks like a cult leader with three sister wives
Graham Norton about Serbia’s performance
Europe @ America tonight
“it’s just not eurovision without a vampire”
— ancient eurovision pro verb
i love that show, whats it called….? Is it “5 gay guys reduce grown men to tears with unwavering love and support?”
The guys on queer eye looking at the straight guy’s unclean lifestyle: how can you live like this?
Me, sitting on the floor of my dirty apartment in goodwill sweatpants eating cheetos: yeah CHAD how can you LIVE like that?
i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
